01 March 2014

Crisis of Infinite Episodes - Super Pets: The League of Just Us Cows

Yeah, this one was a little out to pasture... but I have to admit getting a thrill out of the super cows. I don't understand why Bat-Cow is Superman's cow, but Flaming Head Cow is amazing. I also don't understand why Wonder Woman's pet is a kangaroo. By now, I am getting my fill of Justice League animals, but still I give the Super Pets the edge over the Farm League.

28 February 2014

Crisis of Infinite Episodes - The Beast Beneath These Streets

Apparently there was a city buried beneath the streets of Metropolis.  As it turns out a web-slinging Man-Bat wannabe named Morpheus terrorized the city and so the citizens just paved over the whole city.Wouldn't you know that 100 years later old Morphy was still lurking? For some reason Bat-Brain really hated Superman.

27 February 2014

Crisis of Infinite Episodes - The Driver's License

Why watch him fly when you can watch him parallel park? I also forgot to mention that there were also scenes of Clark taking the written exam, an eye exam, and the road test. Maybe next time we will have the honor of watching him do some laundry or put on his socks. Its just a shame the Family Album didn't get its own spinoff. The possibilities were endless.

26 February 2014

Crisis of Infinite Episodes - Bonechill

"What a nutburger" Jimmy Olson gets the line of the day! So, the villain Bonechill kinda had a bit of a Solomon Grundy thing going for him coupled with the ability to reanimate mummies. Its been a while since a good mummy fight and so that was a nice perk. In fact, in addition to his fun design, Bonechill had the ability to bring imagination (with a penchant for Poe) to life resulting in some interesting baddies including an easily defeatable grasshopper-man. With just a few episodes of this series to go, this seems to be about the best I can reasonably hope for.

25 February 2014

Crisis of Infinite Episodes - The Birthday Party

Somehow Clark's party devloved into a wet t-shirt contest for kids and some really sloppy football. Sounds like a lot of fun. The main focus was how Clark used his x-ray vision to peek at present. Quite the rapscallion.

24 February 2014

Crisis of Infinite Episodes - Superman and Wonder Woman vs. The Sorceress of Time

Count this as a very rare guest appearance by Wonder Woman and for what it was, this was a halfway decent episode - though only halfway. Wonder Woman actually got a pretty good spotlight here as the evil Sirena wrecked havoc on the Island of Themyscira, turning the Amazons into imps and unleashing cyclops, a minotaur and her own special breed of imp to help release "evil power."